Friend From Cleveland Called And Said He Heard Delonte Was Tapping LeBron’s Mom

I have a friend in Cleveland who just called me to tell me there is a nasty rumor going around that Delonte West was nailing LeBron’s mom.

Of course, Deadspin already posted about it, saving me from having to type.

My friend told me this story below. 

From Deadspin:

Subject: Please Read Lebron

My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He is good friends with a lot of guys at the Q including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Gilbert personally.

I was just told from my brother that a very reliable source informed my uncle that Delonte has been banging Gloria James for some time now. Somehow I guess Lebron found out before game four and it has destroyed our chemistry and divided our team.

This is no joke, the only player worse then Lebron has been Delonte. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t true but it happened. Wait and see if lebron stays you will not see Delonte in a cavs uni again.

Then Deadspin had this e-mail to share.

A large number of NBA employees received a VERY interesting email today regarding a developing LeBron James story. I figured before the ESPN assholes get wind of it, you guys should break the story.

The word from David Stern’s office is that Delonte West has been sleeping with LeBron’s MOTHER for a couple months now, and LeBron has recently found out.

For some reason Delonte is still alive, but not for long – when Cleveland fans find out that for this reason LeBron wants out of Cleveland no matter what.

This could explain Delonte’s decreased playing time of late, and who knows – maybe why LeBron hasn’t seemed to have his head fully in the game.

This is some seriously crazy s**t.  Who the hell makes this stuff up?  And if it’s true, we know nothing of a good locker room soap opera like what could unravel here.