Drunk Jerry Jones On Parcells: “Bill’s Not Worth A S**t. I Love Him.”

Say what you will about Jerry Jones, at least he’s an honest drunk. It also looks like he knows how to have a good time.

Hanging out with Jerry can introduce you to the inner workings of an NFL franchise.  It’s simple, really.  Get real drunk.  Of course he had no idea he was being recorded — the guy may party like he’s 30 but he is still old as f**k.  The YouTube era caught him on the wrong side of sixty.

What we have here is a candid video of Jerry blasting both Bill Parcells and Tim Tebow in under a minute, in addition to anointing Tony Romo to “miracle” status.

“Romo was a miracle.  Bill’s Not Worth A S**t. I Love Him.” – Jerry Jones

Jerry Jones: Romo was a miracle.

Guy 1: It was a miracle, wasn’t it?

Jones: He almost never got in, and he almost was gone. Tebow would never –

Guy 2: What if you were the Jaguars or — would you just, just draft him and sell f**king jerseys?

Jones: That’s the only reason I brought in Bill Parcells.

Jones: (Can’t tell what he’s saying here)

Jones: Bill’s not worth a s**t. I love him.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know you do.

JJ: Not worth a s**t, but I wanted — they were on my ass so bad about ‘J’s gotta have a yes man.’ So to get this f**kin’ stadium, I need to bring his ass in.

Different other guy: What, you, you wouldn’t take Tebow in the third round?

JJ: Why? He’d never get on the field. I can’t get him out there.  I can’t get him out there.

I happen to agree with two of the three assessments. I’ve always felt the Tuna was overrated. He’s won, what, one Super Bowl 25 years ago? Is that what gets you “guru status” these days?  We’ve already covered Tebow and Romo?  A miracle?

But then again, I’m about to lose a $100 bet that Jimmy Clausen will be a top 5 pick, so what the f**k do I know?